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- I've smoked fatter joints than that
- Ahh, it's cute
- Who circumcised you?
- Why don't we just cuddle?
- You know they have surgery to fix that
- It's more fun to look at
- Make it dance
- You know, there's a tower in Italy like that
- Can I paint a smiley face on that?
- It looks like a night crawler
- Wow, and your feet are so big
- My last boyfriend was 4" bigger
- It's ok, we'll work around it
- Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
- Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh
- Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
- Oh no, a flash headache
- (giggle and point)
- Can I be honest with you?
- My 8-year-old brother has one like that
- Let me go get my tweezers
- How sweet, you brought incense
- This explains your car
- You must be a growing boy
- Maybe if we water it, it'll grow
- Thanks, I needed a toothpick
- Are you one of those pygmies?
- Have you ever thought of working in a slideshow?
- Every heard of clearasil?
- All right, a treasure hunt!
- I didn't know they came that small
- Why is God punishing you?
- At least this won't take long
- I never saw one like that before
- What do you call this?
- But it still works, right?
- Damn, I hate baby-sitting
- It looks unused
- Do you take steroids
- I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it
- Maybe it looks better in natural light
- Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
- Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident
- Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
- Aww, it's hiding
- Are you cold?
- If you get me real drunk first
- Is that an optical illusion
- What is that?
- I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry
- Were you neutered
- It's a good thing you have so many other talents
- Does it come with an air pump?
- So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality
- Where are the puppet strings?
- Your big gun is more like BB gun
- Look, if fits my Barbie clothes
- Never mind, why bother
- Is that a second belly button?
- Where's the rest of it?
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