Instead Of: You don't have a fucking clue, do you?
Try Saying: She's an aggressive go-getter.
Instead Of: She's a fucking power-crazy bitch
Try Saying: Perhaps I can work late
Instead Of: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?
Try Saying: I'm certain that isn't feasible
Instead Of: Fuck off arsehole
Try Saying: Really?
Instead Of: Well fuck me backwards with a telegraph pole
Try Saying: Perhaps you should check with...
Instead Of: Tell someone who gives a fuck.
Try Saying: I wasn't involved in the project.
Instead Of: Not my fucking problem.
Try Saying: That's interesting.
Instead Of: What the fuck?
Try Saying: I'm not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale.
Instead Of: No fucking chance mate.
Try Saying: It will be tight, but I'll try to schedule it in
Instead Of: Why the fuck didn't you tell me that yesterday?
Try Saying: He's not familiar with the issues
Instead Of: He's got his head up his fucking arse.
Try Saying: Excuse me, sir?
Instead Of: Oi, fuck face.
Try Saying: Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway
Instead Of: Yeah, who needs fucking holidays anyway.
