15 Things to do While Waiting Your Spouse is Shopping

1. Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.
5. Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practiced "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"